Because Effective Magic Doesn’t Require Sacrifice

Traditional folk magic uses animal hearts in heartwork for good reason—they’re powerful, visceral, and represent the core of someone’s being. Whether you’re doing baneful work, love magic, healing, or self-transformation, the heart is the anchor.

But ethical sourcing, working with death energy, and the practical realities of keeping organic material around can complicate things.

So I created the Unreal Heart™.

This is a custom-crafted vegan heart analog designed for any magical working that traditionally calls for heartwork—baneful, healing, love, justice, self-work, all of it. It’s molded, programmed, and loaded with layers of intention that make it function as a heart in spellwork, and even more effectively than organic hearts.

Because intentionality is more powerful than tradition.

What It Is

The Unreal Heart™ is a hand-crafted magical tool created to replace animal hearts in spellwork while maintaining (and exceeding) their efficacy.

Physical composition:

• Anatomically recognizable heart created from vegan, plant-based ingredients
• Base filled with magically-programmed substrate (specific herbs, roots, minerals, oils)
• Sealed and activated through multi-phase ritual process
• Can be fed, frozen, heated, bound, pierced—functions like organic tissue in spellwork
• NOT for consumption, external use only

Energetic composition:

• Programmed to operate as a living heart in magical workings
• Carries neutral intention ready to be directed for your specific work
• Contains base correspondences that amplify any heartwork magic
• Activated and ready to use upon receipt

Why it’s more effective than traditional heartwork:

Traditional animal hearts bring power but also:

• Death energy that can muddy justice work
• Energetic residue from the animal’s life and death
• Ethical concerns and sourcing
• Decomposition issues for long-term workings
• Unpredictable energetic signatures

The Unreal Heart™ brings:

• Clean energetics—no death, no trauma, no unintended energetic interference
• Precise programming—I can build specific responses, timelines, and intensity into its construction
• Controllable outcomes—the heart responds exactly how your spell needs it to
• Durability—works for short-term or long-term spells without degradation
• Ethical—effective magic without animal sacrifice
• Clear conscience—because your spellwork needn’t weigh on your own heart
• Versatility—works for baneful, healing, love, justice, or self-work equally well

This is more effective because it’s purpose-built.

How to Use It

The Unreal Heart™ is the focal point of heartwork spells. Your imagination is the only limit 🙂 For example, your target’s name (or your own name for self-work), photo, or petitions may be placed inside, bound to, or written on the heart, which then becomes the energetic anchor for your working.

Common applications:

Baneful & Justice Work

Binding/restriction:

• Bind the heart with thread, wire, or cord to restrict someone’s actions
• Freeze the heart to stop/slow their movement or influence

Consequence/justice:

• Pierce the heart with pins, thorns, or nails at specific points for targeted effects
• Feed the heart with vinegar, hot peppers, or other baneful ingredients to amplify consequences
• Heat the heart to intensify discomfort or awareness of their actions (heat it too much and it’ll melt… but maybe that’s your goal😈)

Protection/reversal:

• Use the heart to redirect harmful energy back to its source
• Bind the heart to create a “closed system” where they only experience their own energy
• Freeze the heart to stop ongoing harm

Love & Attraction Work

Obsession/compelling:

• Feed the heart with syrups, roses, and sweetening herbs to create magnetic pull
• Keep the heart warm and active to maintain constant presence in target’s awareness (too warm and it’ll melt – but that can be useful in spellwork too 😉)
• Speak to the heart regularly to program specific thoughts/feelings
• Write both names on the heart for mutual attraction

Opening to love (non-targeted):

• Program your own heart to call in partnership without targeting a specific person
• Feed it with ingredients that invite warmth, connection, and openness
• Keep it tended as a daily practice of making yourself available for love
• Use as a focus for releasing blocks to receiving love

Sweetening existing relationships:

• Program the heart with both people’s names for harmony
• Feed with sweet ingredients to maintain warmth and affection
• Keep it in a place of honor to honor the relationship

Healing & Self-Work

Heart healing & self-love:

• Program the heart with your own name for deep self-love magic
• Feed it with syrups, rose, and self-compassion intentions
• Keep it warm and tended as a daily practice of caring for yourself
• Use as a focus for heart chakra healing and emotional release

Healing from heartbreak:

• Write your ex’s name on biodegradable paper, place in heart, then ritually release
• Freeze the heart temporarily while you process, then thaw when ready to move forward
• Use it to contain and transform grief into wisdom
• Ritual disposal when healing is complete (burial with flowers, water release)

Emotional integration work:

• Program for shadow work around love, desire, worthiness, anger
• Use as a focal point for therapy integration (therapy + magic works beautifully together)
• Work with it to understand your patterns without judgment
• Feed it regularly as a practice of emotional self-care

Releasing old patterns:

• Write what you’re releasing on the heart, then ritually destroy/dispose of it
• Freeze patterns you want to stop, then dispose when ready
• Bury the heart to compost old ways of being and grow new ones

The heart stays active for as long as the spell requires. When the work is complete, dispose of it ritually (burial, burning, water disposal) or keep it if you need ongoing work.

Included with purchase:

• One fully programmed Unreal Heart™
• Basic activation ritual (it’s already activated, but you can personalize it)
• Usage instructions for common workings (baneful, healing, love, self-work)
• Disposal guidance when work is complete

When to Use Unreal Heart™

This tool is perfect for:

• Any spell where the heart—yours or someone else’s—is the focal point
• Baneful magic requiring deep emotional/psychological effects
• Targeting someone’s core motivations, desires, or sense of self
• Love and obsession spells where you need to affect the emotional center
• Self-love and heart healing work when you need to focus on your own heart
• Calling in partnership/love without targeting a specific person
• Processing and releasing heartbreak in a ritual container
• Binding work where you need to restrict someone’s will or actions
• Heart chakra work and emotional integration practices
• Any traditional heartwork spell where you want power without animal products
• Long-term workings where organic material would decompose

You should use the Unreal Heart™ when:

• You want maximum potency without ethical concerns and complicated sourcing
• You need precise control over spell intensity and duration
• You’re working with targets (including yourself) who require emotional/psychological intervention
• You want the symbolic power of heartwork with the reliability of purpose-built tools
• You practice multiple types of magic and want one versatile tool for all heartwork

What Makes This Different from DIY

You could theoretically make your own vegan heart analog. But the Unreal Heart™ is pre-programmed through multi-phase ritual work that includes:

1. Consecration during appropriate moon phase for heartwork
2. Programming with neutral-but-amplifying base intentions
3. Loading with correspondences that enhance any heartwork magic
4. Activation through ritual process that awakens its function as a living heart in spellwork
5. Sealing to maintain integrity and power over time

By the time you receive it, the Unreal Heart™ is ready to work. You just need to:

• Add your target’s information (or your own for self-work)
• Perform the specific working (binding, feeding, freezing, healing, etc.)
• Let the magic do its job

The heavy lifting—the programming, the correspondence selection, the ritual activation—has already been done by someone who does this professionally.

Think of it like buying a charged battery versus building a battery from scratch. Both can work, but one is ready to use immediately and built by an expert.

And if you’re a professional witch, it’s a tax-deductible business expense. 😉

The Ethical Thing

Let me be clear: I’m not judging traditional folk magic practices that use animal products.

Hoodoo, conjure, brujería, Italian folk magic—these traditions use what they use because it works. Animal bones, graveyard dirt, bodily fluids, blood—these are powerful because they are powerful.

The Unreal Heart™ isn’t a moral judgment on those practices. It’s a practical alternative for practitioners who:

• Don’t have access to ethically-sourced animal hearts
• Work in living situations where keeping organic material isn’t feasible
• Want the power of heartwork without the death energy
• Prefer vegan practices for personal reasons
• Need something that won’t decompose for long-term work
• Want one tool that works for baneful and healing magic

This tool exists because effective magic doesn’t require sacrifice—it requires expert precision, focused intention, and magical power.

The Unreal Heart™ delivers all three.

Customization Options

Standard Unreal Heart™ (CHF 88)
Pre-programmed with neutral-amplifying base for any heartwork—baneful, healing, love, justice, self-work. Ready to use for any working that traditionally calls for a heart.

Custom-Programmed Unreal Heart™ (CHF 144)
Programmed specifically for your target and working. Tell me who (or what if it’s self-work), what kind of magic, and why, and I’ll build a heart with precise correspondences, timing, and intention-layers for that exact spell. This is the “bespoke suit” version.

What’s Included

• One Unreal Heart™ (approximately 8-12 cm, anatomically recognizable shape)
• Base programming ready for any heartwork magic
• Activation completed before shipping—it’s ready to use immediately
• Instructions for common workings (baneful, healing, love, binding, self-work, etc.)
• Disposal guidance when the work is complete

Shipping: Unreal Hearts™ ship within 7-21 business days as each one is custom-created and ritually prepared. You’ll receive tracking once it ships.

Storage & Care

Before use:

• Keep in a dark, cool place
• Don’t let others touch it (energetic contamination)
• Store away from other magical tools unless you want them to absorb its energy

During use:

• Follow specific working instructions (freezing, heating, binding, feeding, etc.)
• Keep it hidden if working in secret
• Feed it regularly if using for ongoing work (instructions included)

After use:

• Dispose of ritually when spell is complete (burial, burning, water)
• OR keep it dormant if you might need to reactivate the work later
• Can be reused for different workings if properly cleansed between uses (instructions included)

Who This Is For

The Unreal Heart™ is for practitioners who:

• Practice any form of heartwork magic—baneful, healing, love, or self-transformation
• Want tools that match their ethics
• Need heartwork efficacy without animal products
• Want pre-programmed, professional-grade magical tools
• Understand that vegan doesn’t mean weak—it means intentional
• Do both shadow work and light work and want one versatile tool
• Believe magic should be as useful for cursing enemies as it is for healing yourself
• Want a heart they can work with for justice one month and self-love the next

A Note on Versatility

Some practitioners get weird about tools that can do both “dark” and “light” work. They want separate tools for curse work versus healing work, as if the energies can’t coexist.

That’s not how power works.

A knife can cut vegetables or defend you. Water can nourish or drown. Fire can warm or destroy. The tool is neutral. Your intention directs it.

The Unreal Heart™ is the same. It’s a heart. Hearts love, hearts break, hearts heal, hearts seek revenge, hearts forgive, hearts hold grudges. That’s what hearts do—they contain the full spectrum of human experience.

So yes, you can curse your ex with this heart on a Monday and do self-love work with a different heart on Wednesday. Both are valid. Both are powerful. Both are using the tool exactly as designed.

Magic doesn’t have morality. You do. Use accordingly.

The Legal Bit

This is a magical tool offered as spiritual support for your spellwork practice. It’s not intended to replace legal action, therapy, medical care, or addressing harm through appropriate channels.

Results vary based on your skill, intention, and the specific working you perform. The Unreal Heart™ provides the foundation—you provide the will and the work.

By purchasing, you agree to the Terms & Conditions and acknowledge that you’re using this tool responsibly for your magical practice.

How to Get Started

If you’re ready to work with heartwork magic that’s powerful, ethical, versatile, and purpose-built for whatever you need—healing, hexing, loving, binding, releasing—choose your option and add to cart.

The Unreal Heart™ will be custom-created, programmed, and activated for heartwork magic. You’ll receive it ready to use with full instructions for multiple applications.

One tool. Infinite possibilities. No sacrifice required. Just skill, intention, and a heart built for the job.

Choose Your Option:

• Standard Unreal Heart™ – CHF 88
• Custom-Programmed Unreal Heart™ – CHF 144